Dear Real Estate Dude or Dudette,
I’m asking for your permission to keep a dog at my residence. I really really love dogs! I’m a huge fan of The Dog Whisperer. Cesar Millan has a way with all the dogs. And every time I watch his show it pulls on my heart strings. I just have so much love to give. So why not have a dog – other people do.
I know you’re really keen on knowing which breed of dog I intend on getting. I spent 4 hours on Google – it was so hard to choose with so many cute breeds on the Trading Post, Pet Net and Just Dog Breeds. In the end I chose one from Cute-Breeds-Are -Us.

Breed: Cutie-Pie
Temperament: Easy going, good sense of humor, loves to entertain on a Friday night, and worships Satan
Eats: Small children and Schmackos
Languages: Icelandic and Satanic
Bad Time: Cutie-Pie’s are unpredictable at night time.
Protection: Yes, you should definitely get life insurance and put a lock on the bedroom door
Appearance: Elegant, dainty, with a wide eyed innocent expression. (So there’s no pinning anything on this breed of dog)
Intelligence: Can read lips and recite every episode of The Simpsons
Weaknesses: Kryptonite
I understand you will require training papers. I have written to the CIA requesting all training papers ASAP. FYI – I have already bought the dog, so if you could just say “Yes” that would be great.
Your Sincerely,
Resident
Hi Sam,
MMMMM…mmmmmm….just love the look of your Princess breed. Do they also recite episodes of Seinfeld? I could buy one if that was the case.
Thanks for the run down on Princess. I am sure I will sleep well tonight with the image of her lovely face. 🙂
Thanks, Eileen.