Why Has Your Boss Sacked You?

Here are some common reasons why your boss has sacked you.

35%   Nothing gives your boss more joy than sacking someone today

5%   Because he can

37%  You asked for a modest increase in pay

7%   You’re way too happy in the morning

15%  You have put up too many motivational posters in the office

28%  Boss has discovered after 7 years he just doesn’t like you

12%  He videotaped sacking you and plans to post on TikTok

37%  He’s been in and out of a psychiatric hospital for the past 6 months, his wife has been having sex with another man for the past 10 years, his kids don’t want anything to do with him… and YOU’VE changed

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