Category: Bizarre Witty Thoughts

I think the best conversations I have are with myself. I get so much sorted out. Like deciding whether to go completely naked or to

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Has anyone seen my knives? They seem to have disappeared. I have searched my entire house. I have been watching the news to see if

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I wake up every morning with what seems like a sprained ankle. I must have decided to take on Cathy Freeman during my sleep… it’s

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